Content Updated On : 2021-09-17

Taking your ex back is like going to the junk yard and buying back your own crap.

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If you don’t wanna clean up the shit after it hits the fan don’t throw it in there to begin with

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I tried to see things your way, but I couldn’t get my head that far up my ass! Sorry bout that!

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Don’t use bathroom in your dream, It’s a set-up.

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Status under construction.. comming soon…

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Not always available, try your luck 😉

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When a bird hits your windshield, have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

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I slipped on a banana peel and I fell in love with the person who helped me up.

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Khatarnaak Whatsapp Status Ever… Can\’t talk, wife around

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A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.

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Someday short people are gonna unite and take over the world.

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One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen feature 🙂

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I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it??

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Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

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After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.

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I don’t insult people, I describe them! and I always do it with pride!

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I love my six packs so much; I protect it with a layer of fat.

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I got thrown out of the zoo the other day for feeding the ducks …To the alligators.

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Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

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Mirrors don’t lie. Lucky for you, they don’t laugh either.

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