Content Updated On : 2021-07-24

My teacher today gave 45 minute speech about not wasting time.

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if i told you i broke a world record what would you think it was for (comment below)

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I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”

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I lost my room… CAN I COME SLEEP WITH YOU?! -Vash the Stampede

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In today’s world u don’t have to b smart, only your smartphone should be smart.

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I slipped on a banana peel and I fell in love with the person who helped me up.

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I’m madly in love with my bed… but sadly, my alarm clock just won’t let us be together!

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Non-urgent calls only!! :p

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I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet.

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Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.

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I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card

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To understand life all you need to do is have a conversation with a two year old.

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I need to buy a new alarm clock. The one I have keeps going off while I’m asleep.

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Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire:-D

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Status under construction.. comming soon…

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I will never be OVER THE HILL …cause I’m to damn tired to climb THE HILL

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Good with the knife , Bad with the wife

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

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You don’t need to like me I’m not Facebook

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Funny how people are quick to assume the worst when reality isn’t even close to the assumption!

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