Content Updated On : 2022-05-28

Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.

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My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

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I find it so funny that people find me so interesting.

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Funny enough, there have been puppets in everything I've written because I have a huge love of puppets. There's a big puppet musical at the end of 'Sarah Marshall.' I wrote 'The Muppets.'

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Thing is, I'm a funny actor, but I'm not good at being funny. I'm going to ramble for a second: I'm an actor who can make things funny in the moment, like in stakes or in circumstances or out of character.

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What I find funny are peoples' blind spots. That's the funniest thing about anybody - when they just don't realize who they are. What's funny about seeing a hippo do ballet is it thinks it's a swan.

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Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children.

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Everyone who has ever met me for at least five minutes knows I'm a really funny person. I love to laugh and to make people laugh, so writing comedy comes naturally to me.

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Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

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I was always the class clown. I was always the funny one.

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It's funny: I don't listen to too much rap. I don't listen to too much older hip-hop. If I do, it's Ja Rule.

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Comedy and tragedy co-exist. You can't have one without the other. I'm of the school that anything can be funny if seen from a comedic point of view.

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I'm too busy thinking what I'm going to say next to remember what I've said, but my staff tells me I'm sometimes funny. Not always on purpose, though.

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All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

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There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

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I wake up every day and look at my own ugly mug in the mirror and don't think twice about it. The fact that other people might want to look at me still feels funny. It's flattering, but funny.

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A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.

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Electricity is really just organized lightning.

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There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

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I used to work with autistic children, and they said a lot of funny things to me.

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