Content Updated On : 2021-06-18

Friend : aisi kya chiz hai jo bik nahi Sakti..?

Me : tu mere dost ..?

Friend : yar Dil jit liya tune ,???

Me: abe tujhe jaise useless Ko kharidega kaun ???

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None of you believes until he wishes for his brother what he wishes for himself. Prophet Muhammad

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I have learned over the years that when one’s mind is made up, this diminishes fear; knowing what must be done does away with fear. Rosa Parks

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Don’t love too much, don’t care too much, don’t trust too much; because that too much can hurt you too much..

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I luv food and sleep .. If I give u my food or text u at late night then ur special to me

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To do a dull thing with style-now that’s what I call art. Charles Bukowski

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With love and patience, nothing is impossible. Daisaku Ikeda

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Free the child’s potential, and you will transform him into the world. Maria Montessori

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The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it. Hubert H. Humphrey

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I don’t understand why I still cry for you when you don’t even think about me

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Happiness is beneficial for the body, but it is grief that develops the powers of the mind. Marcel Proust

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There is no path to happiness: happiness is the path. Click to tweet

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All families are psychotic. Everybody has basically the same family – it’s just reconfigured slightly different from one to the next. Douglas Coupland

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I think all of us are always five years old in the presence and absence of our parents. Sherman Alexie

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Pappu ro raha tha.
Papa: Kyon ro rahe ho?
Pappu: Mere 100 rupaye gum gaye.
Papa: Koi baat nahin. Yeh lo 100 rupaye. Ab inhe sambhal kar rakhna.
Ab Pappu aur jorse rone laga….
Papa: Ab kya hua?
Pappu: Pehle pata hota to 1000 rupaye kehta.

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पप्पू डॉक्टर के पास गया –

पप्पू – डॉक्टर साहब, जब मैं खड़े होकर फिर थोड़ा झुककर
अपनी दायीं टाँग मोड़ता हूँ तो दर्द होता है,

डॉक्टर – मतलब ?

पप्पू – फिर अपनी बायीं टाँग मोड़कर कमर सीधी करता हूँ,
तो भी दर्द होता है,

डॉक्टर – अबे तो ऐसा ड्रामा करते ही क्यों हो?

पप्पू – तो क्या अब मैं अपना “कच्छा” भी ना पहनूं :):)
डॉक्टर बेहोश :)

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इस महीने काम बहुत मंदा होने से थोड़ा डिप्रेशन में था ….फिर पान बहार के ऐड में जेम्स बांड 007 को देखा तो समझ गया …..पूरे वर्ल्ड में ही मन्दी का दौर चल रहा है…!! 😀

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In love we often doubt what we most believe. François de La Rochefoucauld

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Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer. Niccolò Machiavelli

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Don’t talk unless you can improve the silence. Jorge Luis Borges

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