Content Updated On : 2021-09-17

God is really creative…I mean, just look at me.

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In an interview… I can multitask housework with facebook.

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Darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a day dream 😉

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Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.

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One day, I am not going to be here. What would be the most best memory between us? Post below <3

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If somebody offers you a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece…. don’t eat it…. It’s probably poison.

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Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow

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I do give the waiters a good tip.. but they never seem to take or appreciate my advice.

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I think my girlfriend has had sixty one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.

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My favorite mythical creature..The Honest Politician

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Is joining the army. He hears it is a great way to meet people. Then kill them.

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I must be wishing on someone else’s star because it seems someone else is always getting what I wished for…

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One rose from the right person, has more value then a whole garden from the wrong one.

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Cooler than Mick Jagger with the stones, stop jacking my swagger cause my swagger is my own.

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What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , Time up , No Luck

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Online by public demand. …

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Not all men are fools. There are still some bachelors.

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WARNING…. Objects in mirror are fatter than they appear.

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I stepped on a corn flake today, so i\’m a cereal killer now..

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Single is not a status. It describes a person who is strong enough to live alone

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