Content Updated On : 2021-10-23

Bologna

Love is a long sweet dream & marriage is an alarm clock..

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Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones.

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Bologna

Time for your daily reminder .. I’m awesome! .. That’s all. You may now continue on with the rest of your day

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Going to wonderland, where sometimes the most nonsense place makes the most sense

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Bologna

I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.

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Bologna

Mera status dekhkar aapko kya mila? BABAJI KA THULLU ?

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Life is short, why waste in updating Status..

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I will kill you with my awesomeness…

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Bologna

I don’t care what people say or think about me, at least am attractive to mosquitoes 😛

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Bologna

Kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.

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Bologna

I think Uruguay’s Luis Suarez is the man to bit the Apple’s logo

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I’m not immature…i just know how to have fun

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Let’s all bow our heads in a moment of silence to thank my mom for making a kid as wonderful as me.

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Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams

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was told if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all and people are wondering I’m always silent

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Bologna

I hate that people who fart silently in public

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If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.

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When I get older, I don’t want people thinking "what a sweet old lady," I want them to worry, "I hope she is not armed."

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Bologna

I got thrown out of the zoo the other day for feeding the ducks …To the alligators.

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Funny how someone thinks they know the entire story when they have only read the first line of chapter one.

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