Content Updated On : 2021-09-17

You know what I like about people? Their dogs.

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Old enough to know better, young enough to try again. 🙂

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Standing on the front lawn with his pants down waiting for the Google Earth Car to drive by and take a photo .

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Either you run the day, or the day runs you.

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Do what you feel in your heart to be right…. for you’ll be criticized anyway.

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idiot an you’re think will everyone this at staring done get you time the by , what guess hey… read it backwards genius!

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Don’t you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?

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I am crazy,I am insane,I am innocent, I am sweet, but at least I am not fake. That’s me..

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Where there is no vision, people perish

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A negative mind will never give u a positive life

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If you can grow marijuana on Farm ville then sell it on Mafia Wars.

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If You Want To Read About Love And Marriage, You Have To Buy Two Separate Books 😀

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Nobody is as ugly as their ID pictures and nobody is as cute as their Facebook profile pics.

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I will not let people drive me crazy because I know it’s in walking distance.

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Everyday is a new beginning. Begin your day with a positive mindset to get positive results.

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Sometimes I just want to run up to a stranger on the street and say….YOU ARE IT… and then run away.

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Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems…but then again, neither does milk.

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It’s those things you hate about yourself that someday… someone will love about you.

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I think you are suffering from lack of Vitamin ME 😛

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ave your back, and those who stab you in

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