Content Updated On : 2021-07-24

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

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Don’t call me crazy. I much prefer the term "mentally hilarious"

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now taking applications if your single and a nice guy doesn’t cheat and is willing to have my heart and not break it message me.

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My heart is in the right place, I know, because I hid it there.

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A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

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By now you have probably heard… i have to admit its true, i AM awesome

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Ladies, the word of the day is….Legs….. Now, let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

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I HAVE NO NUMBERS IN MY PHONE PLEASE LEAVE UR NUMBERS..

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Sometimes people are truly beautiful..not in looks..not in what they say.. just in what and who they are .

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Have anybody noticed that the…lol…. symbol looks like a drowning guy…I bet he is not laughing out loud.

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Failure isn’t when you fall down… failure is when you stay down after you fall…

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Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.

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The world’s biggest power is the youth and beauty of a women……

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You can skydive without a parachute. But only once.

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I cannot help but notice that there is no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure.

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If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.

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संसार मे "सुई" बनकर रहे "कैंची" बनकर नही, सुई दो को एक कर देती है और कैंची एक को दो कर देती है। तोडे नही जोडे।

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All the treasures of earth cannot bring back one lost moment

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Every little lie you lie, brings us closer to a final goodbye.

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