Content Updated On : 2021-10-23

Do or die is old concept do before u die is new concept

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Retired. I was tired yesterday, and I’m tired again today.

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Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems…but then again, neither does milk.

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Bologna

People say you can’t live without love…..I think oxygen is more important…..

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Sometimes I just want to run up to a stranger on the street and say….YOU ARE IT… and then run away.

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Bologna

Thanks for ruining my status with your shit comment.

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Don’t you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?

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Never let others destroy you… let them make you stronger.

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Bologna

If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle? Take two and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.

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If money does not grow on trees then why do banks have branches.

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Every little lie you lie, brings us closer to a final goodbye.

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Bologna

If you want to be TOGETHER you have TO-GET-HER

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All the treasures of earth cannot bring back one lost moment

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Bologna

Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.

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You know what I like about people? Their dogs.

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Bologna

You’re just as temporary as this status babe.

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Bologna

I am juz having a fcked up life..

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Who does everyone listen to and no one believe? The weatherman.

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Bologna

Don’t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.

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Never settle for less than you deserve. Demand the Best & accept nothing Less!

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